'Program' of Software Engineer

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Morning may start with meditation for first few days then perhaps this activity is given up as one don't feel to get up early morning.Brushing ! Yup an essential , but some people keep it optional. Shaving again an optional thing but many prefer doing that.
A cool Bath : Oh God, Nahana padega ! Another optional activity. Many use deo instead.
Choice of clothes is best from the available wardrobe.
Full Speed se office.

Thodi chai/coffee + Biscuit + Chips ho jaye
Work starts with checking mails. Usually millions of FWDs and few personal friends. Only few ppl say that they get official mails (Fwds from mentors)
Ok lets login to Yahoo / Msn / ........ all possible available messengers. Time for Conferences( Group / Individual).Parallely write code ( Replies to emails )
Ok enough , Let me start work.
Sudden appearance of Boss/ Mentor. Damm ! why he has to talk to me !
Bad luck ! sara Impression pani me behe gaya !
Sometimes frustration may result in damage to CPU / MOUSE. Such events are rare but they may happen. Right ?
Chalta hai yaar dekh lunga jaab permanent ho jaunga , Now let me work
Are , shayad mail Aaaya hai. Wow cool Fwd Sahi yaar, Let me too fwd them to all.
Yuppy ! Lunch Khao kaho yummy
Lunch ho gaya ! Thodi chai bhi ho jaye. Kya yaar , kash ye smoke detectors nahi hote to kitna aacha hota.
Check mails. Why the hell people dont mail me. Or is POP3 Server down. Check settings.
Yaar immediately kaun kaam shuru kare , let me chat. ( Some popular Chat Topics : Tell other coleague/friends "I got lot of work yaar no time to chat" Gossips : GF / BF Plans for weekend movie/trip )
Ok whats new on net , any new utility/virus , any convertor for free or if not free is a crack available. I must be updated to have a topic to speak at weekend in friends.
Enough chatting and browsing , back to work.
Baas ek cup aur. Aaj chai badiya hai ( Its always taste the same ).

Free Snacks , Yummy (after all free hai).


Canteen me ek chakkar maar hi lete hai.
( Chalo aaye hai toh ek match ho jaye TT Championship 2005 )


Oops almost end of day Now let me work ( Create printout / photocopies of already available code & documents smart ha !)
Shit man , ye clock itni slow kyu hai. If i go before time then impression will be bad and everyone will come to know the truth.
Yes ! Ho gaya time jane ka. Hurray !
Make few important phone calls and few personal calls (Muje kaunsa bill bharna hai ) "I am free"
Day over Spend an hour out


aab aa hi gaya huun to jym bhi chalte hai

Ek se kya hoga, Let me try more (More weights more muscles)

Have Dinner and
} while( ! 12 months over); return Permanent_Job; }

Telegrams :

TELEGRAM #1A daughter sends a telegram to her father on herclearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hillstation sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you werehere." The message received by wife: "I wish you wereher."

TELEGRAM #3A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railwaystation to return to her husband. At the reservationcounter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in thequeue, she offered her berth to the old lady and senta telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall becoming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birthto an old lady."

TELEGRAM #4A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday bythrowing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.The salesman asks him what message he wants put on thecake. Well, he thinks for a while and says: let's put,"You are not getting older you are getting better".The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" Theman says, Well put "You are not getting older", at thetop and "You are getting better" at the bottom. Thereal fun didn't start until the cake was opened theentire party watched the message decorated on thecake: "You are not getting older at the top, You aregetting better at the bottom".

TELEGRAM #5A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in herparent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer,he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wifeindicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent atelegram. When the wife received the telegram, shefainted. It was written: "Sethji aaj mar gaye !"(Sethji Ajmer gaye)

21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!

21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!

Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labor - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our bosses - hopeless
Finally,
Our Salary - Very less