Telegrams :

TELEGRAM #1A daughter sends a telegram to her father on herclearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hillstation sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you werehere." The message received by wife: "I wish you wereher."

TELEGRAM #3A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railwaystation to return to her husband. At the reservationcounter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in thequeue, she offered her berth to the old lady and senta telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall becoming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birthto an old lady."

TELEGRAM #4A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday bythrowing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.The salesman asks him what message he wants put on thecake. Well, he thinks for a while and says: let's put,"You are not getting older you are getting better".The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" Theman says, Well put "You are not getting older", at thetop and "You are getting better" at the bottom. Thereal fun didn't start until the cake was opened theentire party watched the message decorated on thecake: "You are not getting older at the top, You aregetting better at the bottom".

TELEGRAM #5A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in herparent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer,he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wifeindicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent atelegram. When the wife received the telegram, shefainted. It was written: "Sethji aaj mar gaye !"(Sethji Ajmer gaye)